Blue-funking

I am having a weird couple of days.  i am blue-funking pretty hard core, and I have been talking to a good friend of mine that we are getting reaquainted with each other.  Sorry about the improper English...i told you i was blue-funking it.  Weird day, weird last night...weird in general. lol oh well. On to the next thing...

Bitchy Cell Phone

I am getting a new phone today!! I am so excited! I really need one bad, since i dropped my current cell in a bit of water, totally submerged..lol
It is kinda funny.  I had a cup of water, and i set it at the side of my bed on the floor. I had my cell phone and i laid it down at the side of my body on the bed and fell asleep.  I bumped the phone off the bed and of all the space that it had to land on the floor, do you think that that happened? NO! The phone fell directly into the cup of water, not even knocking the cup over.  I remember hearing the kerplunk, and waking right up, once i realized what had happened. Now my phone is pretentious, and if you close it too hard it turns off.  If you press any button too hard it turns off. Sometimes during a conversation, if i sneeze it will turn off. SO I am off to the Cricket store to get a new one. Yay!! However, i am keeping my current cell phone number ha ha ha .... my life is so funny sometimes.

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Jesus Loves Me Markers

So I have been trying not to cut, and Robyn had a great idea. She told one of my alters to write the word love on my arm in red marker, and see if that would help me not to cut.  Well, my alters took this as permission to write all over my body. I had it on both arms, chest, belly, and all over the legs.  LOL and as you can see also on my face.  I didn't cut this time, and i felt great!!! Wonderful suggestion Robyn!!

Socks

Little D came into the kitchen this morning and said, "Mom can you give Dad his sex?" Robyn was completely shocked and said what? to which he repeated himself.  She looked at me and said still shocked, "What?" he said, "Cam you give Dad his sex?"
Robyn turned to me and asked, "Is he saying what i think i am hearing?" I said, "Yes I heard the same thing."
She turned to her 5 year old son and said what one more time.
He said, "Can you give Dad his SOCKS!?"
WOW we laughed and laughed.... wo